“Who tells the time with a digital watch?
Whose cut & colour did the salon botch?
Who insists on posing with menus emblazoned with the name of her favourite member of S Club 7?
THAT GIRL!”
-What would have been my theme song 10 years ago. 

“Who tells the time with a digital watch?

Whose cut & colour did the salon botch?

Who insists on posing with menus emblazoned with the name of her favourite member of S Club 7?

THAT GIRL!”

-What would have been my theme song 10 years ago. 

Can I borrow the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.

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