“I have 300 thread-count sheets, but who’s counting? I’ll tell you who - POOR PEOPLE!”
I was on a comedy show last night, where a rich older lady went up & did stand-up for the first time. That was her second joke, after opening with “I live in a 3 million dollar house, so I don’t need to do this!” I’m in love.

“I have 300 thread-count sheets, but who’s counting? I’ll tell you who - POOR PEOPLE!”

I was on a comedy show last night, where a rich older lady went up & did stand-up for the first time. That was her second joke, after opening with “I live in a 3 million dollar house, so I don’t need to do this!” I’m in love.

  1. extrafirmhold said: oooo! what show!
  2. scarletttakesa posted this
Can I borrow the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.

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